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MONSTER MATT MASON page 3!
FACE OF BOE PREGNANT Guess who's dad!
HUSKY HORROR page 9
EXCLUSIVE Aliens in Japan!
PROGRAMME CHANGES page 4
LARGE TYPE at Information
SATURERDAY 11 APRIL 2009 today is the day that all humans will be satured and made to serve TOBOR! are you ready?

PK DICK AWARD TIE SCANDAL!

Readers demand to know whose sister got kissed

Congratulations to two Philip K. Dick award winners: Adam Troy Castro, for Emissaries from the Dead (EOS, pub.) and David Walton, for Terminal Mind (Meadowhawk Books, pub.).

WAIT A MO, WE HAVE TO RUN THIS ONE STRAIGHT

Dammit

Contrary to errant reports, drugs (over-the-counter or otherwise) ARE NOT available in the Norwescon Office. Please accept our apologies for that misinformation. However, the hotel gift shop does carry a selection of OTC medications in individual-dosages packages, should such be needed.

OKAY, THAT'S OVER

Back to business, by which we mean today's parties

Tai Pan Club Meeting: Tower 410, 4pm

San Jose in 2011: (Westercon 64 Bid) Room 5350, 9pm

Reno in 2011: Room 1352, 9pm

And remember, kids, don't bleed all over the hotel unless you clean it up.

IT'S A PERFECT MATCH ON MATCH GAME SF

Game Show Serves Up Matchromony — Live!

Match Game contestant Ron Dougherty astounded audience member and sweetheart Yvonne Reide with a surprise marriage proposal on the Match Game SF set Friday evening.

Ron, the first contestant, arranged with host Kevin Standlee and the Match Game crew to have a special first-round question allowing him to fill in the blank with his proposal to Ms. Reide.

We're pretty sure she said "yes."

OVERHEARD

At the Monster Mash: "If my Great Grandma could see me, she'd slap me!" "Why, is she a Mennonite?" "No, she just really liked elephants."

THINGS WE HEAR PEOPLE LIKE

moar pls

Town meeting: excellent ideas. There's another one today; come brainstorm. Concom needs brains.

Single pattern contest entries this year are awesome.

S.J. Tucker / Kitten Sundae / Vixy and Tony and Betsy concerts. Too much awesome in too little space.

Fannish Fetish Fashion Show overflow. If you know what we mean. And I think you do.

Monster Mash.

Surprise editors who fill in when the regular editor has been abducted by UFO aliens again.

Zombie PK Dick award presenters.

Drunk-ass pod people. SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THINGS WE HEAR PEOPLE DON'T LIKE

diaf

Food poisoning.

The Hugo award competition. ART IS THEFT. Or COMPETING FOR ART IS THEFT. Or something. It was pretty stupid, so we aren't sure. http://thehugoawards.org

People who will try to click on that URL in the print edition.

Editors who make jokes about clicking on URLs in print editions.

OVERHEARD

"Does anyone have a monkey head?!"

"INCOMING! MOOSE!"

"The stuffed animals would be having sex, and then the children would cry."

LOST

or is it found?

MICHAEL, do you know where your ID is? Convention Lost and Found does. Come get it, it's lonely.

LOST: small (18cm / 7in) plush cat costumed as a Stargate SG-1 character in an olive drab coverall with belt and glasses. REWARD OFFERED! Please return to AmyCat at Book Universe in the Dealer's Room or Room 316 at the LaQuinta Hotel, or contact AmyCat at [omitted]. "Please help me find Danny Kitten!"

"LIFER" CABAL EXPOSED

along with its platform of doom!

Confidential sources alert DIRTY. LITTLE. SECRETS. to a secret cabal of unimpeachable "lifetime" members of Norwescon!

[Photo] Cabal members in secret conference!

The secret platform reportedly consists of reduced hotel parking, mandatory shoe registration, all-meat hospitality, children in cages, service animals as volunteer snacks, all-talk-radio dances, and intentional cross-programming of all top-rated panels. DO YOU KNOW MORE? TELL US YOUR SECRETS!

MONSTER MATT MASON'S MASHUPS

DISTURBING DREGS FROM THE MONSTER MASTER

Donnie the Dalek wasn't like the other Daleks...
But he wasn't like these things, either!

OH GODS OH GODS WHAT ARE THEY?!

Mad Scientists Playing Gods with Monsters
m is for mouse, but m is also for MAD MONSTERS!
BRAAAAAAAINS
Sorry, mate — no help here!

PROGRAMME CHANGES

We have some!

ADDED:
SUNDAY 9am-11am, Cascade 3: 101 Body/Mind System with Steven Barnes. Author and Tai Chi master Steven Barnes shares his 101 Body/Mind System, the culmination of a lifetime of research and teaching. Want a healthy body, a healthy career, and a passionate, healthy relationship? The 101 system works towards all three at the same time.

MOVED:
Roberta Gregory Reading to Sunday, 1:30pm, Cascade 3 (was Saturday, 3pm, same room)

DELETED:
A Little Knight Music In Concert (was 7pm Saturday Evergreen 3/4)

RIP, Dave Arneson

Co-creator of D&D dead at 61

RIP co-creator Dave Arneson died last Tuesday following a two-year battle with cancer, the Associated Press reported on Friday. We at DIRTY. LITTLE. SECRETS. offer our sincere condolences to his fans and family.

DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS

...is the daily newsletter of Norwescon 32, and we're doing our best to invent new ways to be wrong about journalism. Your inadequately-supervised editor is R'ykandar (Dara) Korra'ti. Dalek comic courtesy Paul Johnson, http://baconforbirds.com. Photographs by Mimi Noyes and SECRET SOURCES. Submissions are due by 10pm for the next morning's print edition, or later if you find us in Volunteer Lounge inking up our keyboards for the night. COPY!